Great President Bush Must get reelected!!!

[Goldmund]

The only reason some iraqis are resisting our liberation is because they are not sure whether they can count on Americans to stay there after the election. No wonder they're not throwing flowers! Those who work to put doubt about the imminence of Bush's reelection in the minds of these poor oppressed people are, therefore, aiding and abetting terra-ism.

That's why we must require all Citizens to sign written pledges to vote Bush in 2004 within 6 months or give up their citizenship and get deported to Gitmo.