Reply #41: Jessica Simpson is a hot girl physically.

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At least when she isn't covered in 3 lbs of trashy makeup and hairspray.

But there's absolutely nothing between her ears. Her little yappy dog has more brains than she does. Not to mention the spoiled self-centeredness accompanying that cognitive vacancy.

Nick Lachey got exactly what he paid for. A wife with a double helping in the looks department and nothing else. Unfortunately for him, he's no genius either. Otherwise he would have figured out before he signed the contract that young, virginal outer beauty never lasts so a real marriage has to be built on something longer lasting. Like common interests, for instance. I hear their marriage is breaking up, but it's hard to feel sorry for either of them. Their misery is totally self-inflicted.