Great, I have a serial killer loose in my neighborhood

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I'm dead serious. His name is Stephen Stanko and his face is currently being plastered all over America's Most Wanted and all over the Grand Strand. He's a former inmate that killed three people in Socastee and Conway (both border Myrtle Beach) over the weekend.

Two more bodies were discovered this morning on Highway 90 and Highway 22 in the Wampee area (just west of Myrtle Beach) and police are patrolling heavily in my neighborhood (Little River) as we speak due to tips he's in my neighborhood.

I'm glad i'm at work!! The schools are under lockdown thank god. Apparently, this guy has written a book about prison life while he was incarcerated a few years back, and after a search of his house, police have found an abundance of files, clippings and articles about serial killers.

WOOP!!! Everyone here is paranoid, as you can expect. Last night, I got a little edgy when a strange black vehicle pulled into my driveway. Guess i'm going to be taking my marine magnum pump action 12 gauge out of it's case and loading it for the first time tonight.

Don't worry, safety will be on, but... Anyone have any advice on how to deal with serial killers loose in your neighborhood?

FYI: http://www.amw.com/