Who has neighbors that they absolutely hate?

[Blue-Jay]

I do. The people next door piss me off every day. They're always screaming at each other during the night, and their yard looks like a friggin trash heap. Half of my zen-like lawnwork time is spent picking up the crap that has blown over from their yard. I've even had to pick up shitty diapers from my back yard.

The dad owns a monster truck with rebel flags all over it, and the kids keep trying to bum smokes off of me. I'm tellin' ya, I would leave a flaming shitsack on their porch if I thought they would notice.

The only saving grace of the dad is that he's a convicted felon who can't vote. (He crashed into someone while drunk and on a suspended license) He's afraid that his guns are going to be taken away.

Sorry to rant, but I just got done picking up Taco Bell wrappers from the front yard.