A Rant. Ass Cracks on Parade.

[Maddy McCall]

I feel the need to rant. Every single time I go ANYWHERE in public, I'm exposed to ass cracks.

Now, there's nothing wrong with seeing an ass crack you WANT to see; but I'm being exposed to ass cracks against my will everywhere I go.

If you go to the mall, a girl bends over to look at a pair of shoes--and there's her ass crack.

If you go to the post office, a woman bends over to check her mailbox--and there's an ass crack.

In my college classroom, when both my male and female students are seated--asscracks galore.

Why do these people feel no shame when they flash their ass cracks in public? If I accidently exposed my ass crack to another person, I would turn around, blush, and say, "Oops. Excuse me. Didn't mean to flash my ass crack at you."

Can we all just agree that no one should force others to view their ass crack in public, against others' will? Is there anywhere I can go where I won't have to see an ass crack? Is anyone else tired of ass cracks on parade?