Reply #17: I want to relate something that may, hopefully, cure you of this

[KlatooBNikto]

infatuation with the Southern Fundie Gal. I was traveling to South Carolina on business with a business partner from Switzerland to look at a potential acquisition. His first name was Heinz as in the ketchup. My first name is Jay which is easy but my last name is a tongue twister.When we went to register at the front desk at the hotel we were staying, the girl at the desk asked my friend what his name was. He said Heinz----. She asked him to spell the name and it was an easy task. When my turn came, I told her my full name and she looked it up in her reservations and couldn't find it.So she asked me if that was my real name. I told her, no, my real name is Winston Churchill. She asked me to spell that name so she could look it up! And that made my day.