Reply #8: I had a interesting top secret job

[Nikia]

I was testing the shelf life and properties of a fake bodily fluid. The consumer products company that I tempted for wanted to patent it so that they could use the fake bodily fluid for their tests instead of the real thing. Some people might find that embarassing but I signed a paper saying that I wouldn't tell anyone about it or I could be sued or put in jail. I hope that I am being vague enough that they don't come find me.