Reply #7: I Peed on the Commodore's Carpet

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To make up for three years of my ship getting the shittiest assignments in the squadron, I found an unlocked door leading into the hallway housing the Commodore's offices while I was awaiting my discharge from active duty. To my amazement I found that his inner sanctum was unlocked! Several beers that evening ensured that I was 'loaded for bear' as I moved a large potted Norfolk pine, cut loose, and replaced the tree. I chuckled to myself for months afterward, imagining the old stuffed-shirt wondering about that funky smell.
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