Reply #8: You bastard. You insensitive vole-mating lout.

[Rabrrrrrr]

How dare you have happiness when there is something dreadful...nay, awful...happening elsewhere in the world at the very moment that you so inappropriately flaunt your happiness. You flatulent compassionless sterno-swilling ass. If you were human, and you obviously aren't, you would have the common decency not to feel happiness until EVERYONE feels happiness! Like my kindergarten teacher used to say (Kindergarten, by the way, is where humans begin their education; I think the facts are plain that you couldn't possibly know this from your own experience, and so I explain it), "Did you bring enough for everyone?" if someone was caught with gum or candy.

So, HEyHEy, in your happiness, so unethically and pompously displayed, did you bring enough for everyone? I doubt it.

You maleficent turd-stacking hurdygurdy raper.