Can you tell what your cat is trying to tell you?

[Bouncy Ball]

I honestly think my cat is griping me out right now because I'm not in bed. I haven't stayed up late on the computer in a while and she can't go to sleep until she is curled up in my armpit (don't ask me).

She NEVER comes in here, but just now, she came in with this really pissed off meow, looking at me with big eyes like "What the hell's your problem? I've seen "Will and Grace" TWICE now and still no armpit!"

I mean, there's the obvious "feed me, mofo" but can you tell the more subtle things your cat tells you?

Such as "I know about differential equations" and "Do I need to remind you who I am related to or are you going to hand over the cheeseburger quietly?"

etc.