silly titles, part 2

[Lerkfish]

the first part was taking a while to load...you can find it here:

http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=view_all&address=105x2398831

so I thought I'd recap the titles and start another thread: If you want a silly title, post here and I'll dream you up one.

Titles conferred thus far:


Skinner: Mad Slinger of Sharpened pencils, Confounder of Lost Tourists

Cally: Hurler of the Sharp Cheddar of Death, He(or she) Who is Individually Sliced

Meegbear:Enigmatic Target, The One with the Moebius Soul No-Pest Strip

whoisalhedges; Valiant Buckler of Swash and Trimmer of Shrubbery

soothsayer: Digitalmatrix Maven of Destruction and Countess of Comfortable Shoes

matcom: Holder of the Eel of Treachery/ Nordic Pizza Chef

neweurope:Dervish of Pointless Wanderings

cryingshame:Awesome Swinger of Off-balance Weapons/ Master of Small Pastries!

NamVetsWeeLass:Enrapturing Angel of Confusing Beauty/ Errant Cab driver

pres2032pres2032: Rustler of N'er-do-wells and Corrosive Mailperson

sniffa:Somnabulent Zombie of Really Bad Hair Days/Crusher of Whiners

billyskank: Incandescent Diviner of Lost Ballpoint Pens

Commie Pinko Dirtbag: Maestro of Chiascuro Machismo

da_chimperor: Compeller of Dark Mysteries and Dishwasher of Death

AverageJoe: Liege of Lunacy/Mad Sorter of Laundry

bowens43; Astral Diesel Mechanic, Deranged Furniture Mover of Despair

TN al: Grand Arbiter of Broken Velcro and Crusher of Cardboard Boxes

and to your wife (whose name I don't know):

Grand Inquisitor of Inappropriate Action Figures and Herder of Testosterone

GOPBasher: Mage Adept of Cursed Magics, Crazed Collector of Pushpins

EstimatedProphet: Treacherous Instigator of Endless Monopoly Games

Richardo: Warder of the Wastelands, Unspeakable Trimmer of Toenails

eyesroll: Exasperator of Enemies, Sardonic Sultan of Sarcasm

Lavender Brown: Subtle Swordsman of the Vorpal Blade, Tacker of Loose Carpeting

Briarius: Master Conduit of Datastream Energy/ Deadly Pet Groomer

Bertha Venation: Voluptuous Kitten of Carnage/ Feared Master of Cribbage

Fifth of Five: Vaulted Vixen of Books Too Heavy To Throw, Mistress of Knotted Shoestrings

MissMillie: Learned Lady of Liederhosen, Knight Templar of Stale Cheese Doodles

StopTheMorans: Apocryphal Zombie of Dust, Straightener of Crooked Pictures

huskerlaw: Scoundrel Scourge of the Wayward Seas/Killer of Toupees

Mistress Quickly: Medieval Mistress of Vague Vengeance/Princess of Painful Puns

bobbobbins: Fearsome Wielder of Things that Will Poke Your Eye Out, Royal Runner With Scissors

Aristus: Baron Kheldar of the Kiddie Waterslide/ Evil Parking Valet

LWolf: Paradoxical Goddess of Dimensional Conundrums!

txaslftist: Ubiquitous Unscrambler of Erstwhile Enigmas

Bouncy Ball: Grand Duchess of Polite Procrastination and Liberator of Lost Luggage

KitchenWitch: Emancipator of Shanghai'd Cookies, Valiant Champion of Stubborn Toasters

greyfox: Diabolical Hider of The Royal Remote Control and Slinger of Rusty Razor Blades

ps1074: Paladin of Peanut Butter/ Lunatic Lighter of Other People's Cigarettes

auntAgonist: Libidinous Launcher of Lopsided Projectiles, Mistress of Marble Mayhem

rbnyc: Avenging Angel of Acronyms, Dread Disruptor of Congo Lines

El Fuego: Harbinger of Exploding Chocolate-covered Cherries

flvegan: Unholy Inflictor of Tiny Paper Cuts

fluffernutter: Duke of Dastardly Lane Changes, Vicar of Tight Underwear

youngred: Dauphin of Deep-seated Doubt, Admiral-elect of the Siberian Stock Exchange

kmla: Outrageous Prime Minister of Mental Torture/ Keeper of the Petting Zoo

Lone_Star_Dem: Winsome Whistling Avenger, Lady Vermillion of the Squared Squirrel

Left Is Write: Ambiguous Ambassador of Ambidextrousity, Countess of Corn Dogs

Longgrain: Virulent Lord of the The Order of The Hapless Genome, Sprite of Unmatched Socks

Lenape85: Satyr of The Saroyan Cigar, Citizen General of the Marching Band Groupies

name not needed: The Enigmatic Unknown Knight of Sausages, Composer of Metallic Requiems

Tyler Durden: He Who Has Never Received An Atomic Wedgie, Exalted Comrade of Collectivized Lawn Gnomes

Biased Liberal Media: Treacherous Damsel of Intestinal Fortitude, Guileless Gendarme of Unrepentant Grocery Cashiers

Amaya: Royal Ringletted Reclaimer of Discarded Threads, Her Highness, Champion of Oppressed Tailors