My wanna be fundie mother is visiting this week,

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I say wanna be because she believes the stuff but doesn't go to church.

She's only been here since Sat and she is driving me nuts. She's going to be here until next Sat.

On top of being a fundie she is the most naive and gullible person alive.

We were watching David Blaines street magic last night and she actually believed that he can make himself float.

I really try not to get into religious discussions with her, but today my husband started asking her questions about gays and the bible. Even though we render her speechless with no answers she still thinks she wins the argument. I'm going crazy.

Send me luck to get through this week without my head exploding.