Reply #7: No, you are supposed to have a mid-life crisis.

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You sip a 1/2 pint of Jack out of a brown paper bag while you wait for your "hook up" to finish her shift at Denny's. She's 10 years younger, but likes you for some reason. After an evening of merriment, you swig some mouth wash and put on a dab of cologne and head home, hoping your wife is home from her assignation and asleep.

As years go on, you tell yourself Lauren Hutton was right when she said: "Fifty is the new thirty" because you'll start your acting out all over again when you hit 50.

It's all good you tell yourself until you realize you need meaning in your life and you devote yourself to ***THE VOTING RIGHTS*** movement. Hurry up, get over it, we need your help (but enjoy this little rite of passage).