Reply #29: I see a few problems...

[Fiona]

first, how do we create Golgotha? Presumably the lefties with us include a sizable proportion of PETA members. It could take us 4, maybe 5 badgers to irradiate before we come up with the right dosage.

Then, if we DO succeed in irradiating a badger to develop the proper Republican-eating properties, we'll have to feed him until we're ready to unleash the plot. That means feeding DLC members to him (would Peta object?) until the right time.

Anyway... while we're fingering (figuratively, that is) the appropriate DLC appetizers, I see yet another inter-necine war break out between the cave-dwelling dems. Do we start with the Free-Traders or the Fiscal Conservatives?

This could lead to a breakaway faction that sneaks off to develop a giant, irradiated hamster to eat the remaining DLCers.

Then, we're stuck with Golgotha AND Heinrich, the irradiated Hamster to deal with after the revolution.

I have reservations.