Not voting is a valid political strategy.

[Bat Boy]

Here's how it works...

Step one: Progressives stop voting, therefore are not counted. We can't all quit right away, or they'll notice. Just a few million each election.

Step two: As conservatives watch the liberal numbers drop at the polls they'll be lulled into a false sense of security. In a few generations they'll start making mistakes. That's when we go to...

Step three: We release Golgotha, an enormous genetically mutated badger we've been breeding and training to eat Republicans for three or four generations. Once Golgotha has destroyed major cities in most of the red states, then we come out of our caves as one mass, millions more than they expected, translucent skinned and bug eyed from lack of light, and we finish them off in the middle of the night.

Step four: Mopping up. We'll have to clear out some of the caves south of the Mason Dixon line. I still haven't figured out how we deal with an enraged Golgotha once his food supply is depleted, but we have time on that one.

I figure about ten years after the revolution we'll be able to elect a president who doesn't think he has Jesus' cell phone number.

But remember folks, it starts with not voting.