Reply #22: Here's one I posted on another thread:

[OhioBlue]

before the election...
Resident Bush* visited a classroom of 3rd graders. After his speech, he asked if the children had any questions. Billy raised his hand. He said yes, I have 3 questions....
1. Why did we invated Iraq if they posed no threat to the United States?
2. What happened to budget surplus that President Clinton left you?
3. Why are you President when Al Gore got more votes?

All of a sudden the school bell rang and the children went to recess before the Resident could answer. When the children came back into class, the Resident again allowed for questions. Kevin raised his hand...

Yes Mr. President, I have 5 questions..
1. Why did we invated Iraq if they posed no threat to the United States?
2. What happened to the budget surpluss that President Clinton left you?
3. Why are you President when Al Gore got more votes?
4. why did the bell for recess ring 10 minutes early?
5. What the Fuck happend to Billy???