Reply #3: Yes there are more...

[BikeWriter]

301*If there were no hypothetical questions what would this say?

302*Would your inner child like to come out and play with my inner child?

303*Had a life. Got a Modem.

304*Help! I'm downloading and I can't get up!

305*On the internet no one can hear you scream.

306*If at first you don't succeed you must be installing windows.

307*Work is for people who don't have internet access.

308*Help! I'm online and can't get off!

309*Somebody stop me before I post again!

310*Not tonight dear, I have DSL.

311*Feeling like roadkill on the information superhighway?

312*Last one out of the chatroom, please turn off the lights.

313*Be sure brain is engaged before Send key is released.

314*The surest way to improve one's looks is to go into a chatroom.

315*LOG OFF!

316*I've got a modem and I'm not afraid to use it.

317*Honk if your keyboard has a horn.

318*Intel inside! Idiot outside!

319*There's a nut loose on your keyboard.

320*I can resist everything except temptation.

321*I have not yet begun to procrastinate.

322*It infuriates me to be wrong when I know I'm right.

323*I've seen normal, It ain't pretty.

324*I'm the kind of person my parents warned me to stay away from.

325*I'm leaving my body to science fiction.

326*My 4,895th consecutive day of lowered expectations.

327*Reality is nice but I wouldn't want to live there.

328*The buck doesn't even slow down here.

329*I've forgotten more than I ever learned.

330*My favorite memories are of the past.

331*Yes I am an agent of Satan but my duties are largely ceremonial.

332*I must hurry, for there they go and I am their leader.

333*I feel so naked without my clothes.

334*I'm nicer in person.

335*Everyone says I'm in denial but really I'm not.

336*I don't believe in miracles, I Rely on them.

337*You can't make me feel bad, my self esteem is way too low for that.

338*My life is full of unsuffered consequences.

339*God grant me patience, Now!

340*You stay here, I'll go get help.

341*Change Is Good, you go first.

342*Forgive and Forget, but keep a list of the names.

343*Follow Your Dreams. Except that one where you're at work in your underwear.

344*Relish today, Ketchup tomorrow.

345*You can't make a person love you. You can only stalk them and hope for the best.

346*You are here*

347*You are being watched.

348*You can learn a lot about a person if you just take the time to inject them with sodium pentothal.

349*Some days you're the dog. Some days you're the hydrant.

350*You can't have everything. Where would you put it?

351*A barrel full of monkeys would not be fun, it would be horrifying.

352*Some mistakes are too much fun to make only once.

353*If you don't have anything nice to say.... Welcome to the club.

354*Even if the voices aren't real they have some good ideas.

355*I think my supply of brain cells is down to a managable level.

356*I may be schizophrenic but at least I have each other.

357*That's me in a nut shell. Will somebody help me get out!

358*I'm not a pessimist, I'm optimistically challenged.

359*The voices in my head are snoring!

360*I'm heavily medicated for your protection.

361*It's lonely at the top. What!, like it's a big party at the bottom?

362*My cultlike following is now accepting applications.

363*I didn't do it. You can't prove it. Nobody saw me. The sheep are lying.

364*I've only got one nerve left and you're getting on it.

365*Quiet Brain!, or I'll poke you with another Q-tip.

366*Oh, Great time for the meds to wear off!

367*OK, time for PLAN B.

368*Hell yes I'm drunk! What do you think I am, a stunt driver?

369*1 Tequila, 2 Tequila, 3 Tequila, FLOOR

370*If you think I'm a drunk driver you're wrong, I'm a blonde.

371*My other car is a UFO.

372*I don't lie, cheat or steal unnecessarily.

373*Bad cop! No donut!

374*Caution I swerve and hit people at random.

375*I'm not speeding, I'm qualifying.

376*My road to success is under construction.

377*DARE to keep cops off donuts!

378*I tried to contain myself but...I ESCAPED!

379*Don't talk to me while I'm talking to myself!

380*I used to see a shrink but I made him go crazy.

381*Some days it just isn't worth chewing through the straps.

382*I've had it with reality. Now I want my fairy godmother.

383*Reality bites!... and I have the teeth marks to prove it!

384*I brake for faeries, elves, gnomes, leprechauns, and other invisible creatures that only I can see.

385*If I could get a firm grip on reality I'd choke it.

386*I don't mind the voices in my head, it's the ones in yours that bug me.

387*The good thing about schizophrenia is you never run out of people to talk to.

388*I started out with nothing and I still have most of it left.

389*My job is so secret, even I don't know what it is.

390*This is a bumper sticker.

391*Heaven doesn't want me, and hell is afraid I'll take over.

392*One day your prince will come. Mine just took a wrong turn, got lost, and is too stubborn to ask for directions.

393*Wild Women Do Not get the Blues!

394*If at first you don't succeed, faliure may be your style.

395*For such a small town there sure are alot of a*****es.

396*My other bumper sticker is funny.

397*I still love my children even if they aren't honor students!

398*If They Don't Have Chocolate In Heaven, I Ain't Going!

399*NyQuil - The stuffy, sneezy, why-is-the-room-spinning medicine.

400*Good little girls go to heaven,but bad little girls go everywhere.