Reply #43: I've seen those dildos

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One was black even! I am so glad that I didn't have a Mandingo fetish going on--or I would have been tempted to purchase one as a tool to teach about the dangers of race mixing and abstience. I think that something that large and in that color would scare our little ones from ever having to be tempted to date one of those people!

I do recall, once, that at the Pure Romance party that our Pastor's second wife (the Whore of Bablyon herself) eyes glazed over when they pulled out the edible undies. (Don't forget..it wasn't until the divorce proceedings that we found out she went by the name Juana Dumi at that strip bar!) I made note of that in my travel bible/planner and counted the days (498 to be exact) before Pastor Gregg woke up and saw her for the Jezebel that she was. I had my suspicions on her virtue from the start when I caught her being so eager to teach the Teen Boys for Our Lord group. I pointed out to Lilly that I have never seen such a woman, let alone a Pastor's wife, want to devote her time to a group of young men--and she was always so willing to go into the bible study room with them, alone, and with that young Youth Minister (you know, the one who is in jail now for tempting Sarahbelle's Amy)