Reply #23: Now, now...

[Tom Kitten]

Holy water is just that...it's wholly water, nothing else, although Jesus, my head landscaper, might disagree if I allowed him to speak to me and my friends outside of me giving him orders.

Speaking of Jesus, I just found out he saves! It turns out he is trying to bring his wife, Maria, into the country but has to save up several thousand dollaros to pay his coyote friend for the border crossing...I'd be willing to help the little wetback out by raising his salary to perhaps six dollars an hour but something about him irks me...I guess I just don't like the lack of respect shown to Our Blessed Lord by these ungrateful third world types who choose to go by His Holy Name...I understand these "cultural differences" but we just don't name our children Jesus here in America! Sometimes you have to put your foot down and make them learn the hard way...Besides, there is a new Chagall painting for sale downtown and I have just the spot for it in our breakfast hutch! It's very pretty, it has an angel in it, and I'm always impressed at how creative Jews can be under the most trying of circumstances!