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Zomby Woof Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Aug-22-03 11:54 AM
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Susang wants to pay me $200 to clean her house!
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BatBoy guano everywhere! x(

That's tough though - I have my own place to clean, although I have a head start because:

1) I am on PDT/MST, which is 2 hours ahead of her.
2) The scent of fresh coffee permeates this place!

Some random cleaning popcorn:

Susang's house
Is a mess
Why that's so
Is anybody's guess
So she gets the mop
She gets the bucket
Surveys the kitchen
And says
Aw, fuck it!

She'll post a thread
About her dread
And procrastinate
Until quite late
So she grabs a sponge
To clean the grunge
There's enough dirt
To make her lunge

But no matter how messy
Her task may be
At least she doesn't
Have to clean GD!
So when Mom and Dad
Come by for dinner
The BatBoy guano
Should be quite thinner!

ZW
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