The 'Bash Bush Instead' Thread

[liberalmuse]

Can't stop yourself from posting derogatory stuff on other people's candidates? Are you finding yourself in the position of trying to be civil, but someone has said something about your candidate you can't let slide by? Bash Bush! I'd really like to see Bush take the hits instead of our Democratic candidates. I'm going to use the same (or similar) hits our candidates are taking here at DU, and direct them towards Bush instead.

Bush voted for IWR.
Well, Bush didn't vote for IWR, but he goddamned started the Iraq War by deceiving the men and women who were asked to vote for the resolution.

Bush is a liar.
He ran on one type of platform, 'Compassionate Conservatism', and then, after being appointed to the White House, did a 180 degree turn.

Bush is a phony.
A photo op is just that--a photo op. He'll take a picture with you, or mention you in a speech, but he won't do a goddamned thing to help you. (i.e.; the NYC PD and Firefighters, coal miners, libraries, sex slaves, AIDS, the poor, etc, etc, etc, etc, etc.)

Bush is just like Reagan so he will win by a landslide in 2004.
FALSE. Bush is Reganesque alright (and I'm not talking about Ronald Reagan). Bush shouldn't be compared to Reagan, or anyone else. Bush is Satan...I mean Bush, and it is 2004, not the 1980's.

Bush is unelectable.
If anyone is 'unelectable', it would be Bush. He wasn't even elected in the first place, and he will not be elected in 2004. The only things he has going for him are (1.) Stupid people who vote and (2.) Evil people who vote.

Okay, I'm a crappy writer, but I think most people here can do better, so let the Bush Bashing begin.