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rzemanfl

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Mon Dec-05-05 08:18 PM
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24. I never mentioned my side job as a fashion consultant? Took

it on when my cleavage consulting business failed. Damn women could not understand why I had to see 100% cleavage in order to determine what lesser percentage was appropriate for their figure and the occasion, taking into account, of course, the myriad variations in aureola cirumference and nipple placement a good consultant must be aware of. Then there were the gravitational factors to deal with, bounce, droop, lateral swing lag. Sexual assault, my ass!

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