Reply #28: What ! He will be GREAT !

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Only he can show people exactly what NOT to do in the event of a disaster, with that first-hand experience made so famous during Katrina. Why, just think of some of the exciting seminars that he can conduct:

1. Disaster GQ: How to find the best colors for apparel, and save money, while people are dying.

2. Disaster Tech: How to really convey a lack of situational awareness in the Information Age. With tips on how create emoticons, without the emotion!

3.Achieving Catastrophic Success and Leadership: Learn how to surround yourself with people just as incompetent as you, even your boss! Comes with a handy "shift the blame" cheat sheet.