Reply #16: nice one

[SlavesandBulldozers]

exactly.

It's been almost a year now for me. I quit after he basically had the Swift Boat Liars co-anchoring with him throughout the campaign year.

Yep, that's when I had my Tweety-bird epiphany: Chris sexually longs for the chimp. It's in the way he appreciates how * looks in a costume, and how *'d be awful neat to sit down and "have a beer with." DU had warned me about this, but I didn't pay it much attention.

Then I noticed.

Sometimes you can't see his right hand. That's because every time they put an image of * up, Chris sees it in the monitor and begins to pleasure himself under the table. Sources close to Tweety have said that he's been warned about this on numerous occasions. The sources claim that management has told Chris that they all masturbate to images of our dear leader, but they do so in private. Management has even gone so far as to threaten more Condi images if he doesn't comply, and That worked. ..

. . .for a month
Apparently Tweety is renogotiating certain aspects of his contract to allow for his depraved sexuality. Oh by the way, this info is a DU exclusive.