Reply #3: White House: Iran set to acquire "Major Kong"

[The Sleeper]

Administration sources said today that Iran was proceeding full speed ahead in its nuclear weapons development program in defiance of Western pressure. Iran has actively been holding auditions their very own Major Kong. Major "King" Kong was the character played by Slim Pickens in Dr. Strangelove who is seen riding the nuclear warhead to its detonation in the final scene of the movie. Teheran said it will be accepting Head shots and Resumes for this position until it is filled. Broadway experience is a plus.
Administration officials cite this as a very ominous event, and a direct threat to the security of the United States.....