Reply #10: Pardons and plenary indulgences

[PATRICK]

for sins not yet committed. Appointments. Directives selling all governments assets, gutting regulations.

Clear brush at Crawford.

Look into prospects of being Baseball Commissioner to remove the Red Sox from professional leagues. Set up more pitfalls for Kerry.

Clear brush at Crawford.

Get to know daughters again in congenial settings of bars and discos. Fire Colin Powell. Fire Rove. Cry on Cheney's shoulder every Friday.

Clear brush at Crawford.

Start building the presidential library with a small Lego kit. Start reading the Bible to see what he missed. Get Orson Card to work on his autobiography. Give interview to David Frost to place the blame on Clinton.

Clear brush at Crawford.

Arrange a ticker tape parade of shredded documents through whatever city ion America where he wins 90% of the vote.

Hire environmentalists to plant more shrubs and trees at his ranch.

Get stone raving plastered.