Move over, Bill. George Bush is going to be taking your place

[mtnsnake]

as the blame-it-all reason for everything bad that happens.

I don't know about you, but over the last dozen or so years I got a little more annoyed than I would have liked, listening to Republicans blame Bill Clinton for everything under the sun. You could be talking about the decline of the grain crop in China and Republicans would jump in and blame Bill for THAT, too! Well it's time to turn the tables when it comes to pointing the finger of blame.

It's our turn now.

George Bush has given us the perfect opportunity to take the pressure off Bill and put it where it belongs. From here on in, I don't care what it is that the repukes are talking about. If it's about anything negative or about something that's gone wrong, I'm going to be right in their faces, and I'm going to be pointing the finger of blame at Bush. I won't care if I'm right or wrong, I won't care how silly I might sound to them, I won't care if it's next year or if it's 10 years from now....Bush is going to be the reason for anything bad that happens, and I'm going to be more vociferous about it than they were about Clinton.

BTW, do you know why more dogs are barking late at night? You know that earthquake they're talking about...the big one? You know why our car insurance is so expensive? You know why more people are fighting with each other? You know why so many marriages are falling apart? You know why more people are having headaches? You know why more sharks are attacking kids? You know why your teeth are bad? You know why you're not catching as many fish as you used to? You know why your feet stink? You know why more people are breaking out with zits than ever before? Yup, from now on, it's all Bush's fault.

An eye for an eye!