Rightwingers are a great source of laughs...

[Redstone]

Well, the RW jerkoff at the bar where we have lunch pretty much shut the fuck up when I handed him the printed facts & figures to refute his parroting of the "Socialized medicine is bankrupting Canada's economy" bullshit.

But that's not the funny part...I went outside to have a cig, and his Pathfinder was parked right in from ot the door, so I couldn't help but notice the window decal...it's about 6 by 4 inches, printed with a flag background and some white squares to make it look like one of those DOD military-base parking / clearance permits.

But what it said, in big black letters, was text to the effect that he's a "U.S. Government Authorized Terrorist Hunter." (I looked around Google, but was unable to find one like it to show you all.)

I almost choked from laughing so hard. Here's a 61-year-old bald, bloviating blowhard of a bucket of lard, and he's a Terrorist Hunter!

I couldn't help it. I was still laughing when I went back inside - I actually had to put my face in my hands - Mrs R (who was sitting between me and the bozo) wouldn't stop asking me what was so funny. I did have some mercy, though, I didn't say I knew it was that guy's SUV; I just said "Some asshole has a truck out there with a window sticker that says he's a U.S. Government Authorized Terrorist Hunter. Who the fuck does he think he's going to impress with that? Or maybe it's real, and that's the reason whey we've never seen Osama bin Laden around town."

Stony silence from Mr Terrorist Hunter. And he left, quietly, soon thereafter. Wonder if he'll be back, and if he does, if the sticker will still be on in his window.

Sometimes it's fun to be cruel.

Redstone

Oh, PS for the trolls: Unlike the "burly E-6" howler, or the "767 with 340 people clapping for the Marines" chestnut, THIS one actually happened.