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MellowOne
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Thu Sep-01-05 03:07 PM
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My sister is a die-hard Bush supporter to the point that my efforts to educate her of his true colors ended in arguments. Anyway, today I received the following in email from her and almost fell off my chair.
A lot of folks can't understand
how we came to have
an oil shortage here in our country.
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Well, there's a very simple answer.
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Nobody bothered to check the oil.
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We just didn't know we were getting low.
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The reason for that is purely geographical.
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Our OIL is located in
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Alaska
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California
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Coastal Florida
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Coastal Louisiana
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Kansas
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Oklahoma
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Pennsylvania
and
Texas
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Our
DIPSTICKS
are located in
Washington DC
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