How Should Howard Respond To Dick?

[ruggerson]

Now That Cheney Has Declared War On Howard Dean

"I've never been able to understand his appeal. Maybe his mother loved him, but I've never met anybody who does. He's never won anything, as best I can tell," Cheney said in an interview to be aired Monday on Fox News Channel's "Hannity & Colmes."

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Please, Mr. Dean, sometime next week, in a high profile setting, utter a humorous soundbyte which ridicules the fact that Cheney is so out of touch with the American political scene, that he does not know you were elected Governor of Vermont five times.

My suggestion: "I guess the Vice President was holed up in his bunker during those five election cycles - they should let him out more often so he can see what's going on in America"

or, at a national governor's conference, with a big grin:

"To my fellow non elected Governors...."

Above all, DO NOT LET THIS DIE WITHOUT RIDICULING CHENEY FOR IT.