Reply #69: The alternative is bailing. Douglas Adams had some advice on this.

[EFerrari]

How to Leave the Planet

1. Phone NASA. Their phone number is 713 483-3111. Explain that it's very important that you get away as soon as possible.

2. If they do not cooperate, phone any friend you may have in the White House --202 456-1414-- to have a word on your behalf with the guys at NASA.

3. If you don't have any friends in the White House, phone the Kremlin (ask the overseas operator for 0107-095-295-9051). They don't have any friends there either (at least, none to speak of), but they do seem to have a little influence, so you may as well try.

4. If that also fails, phone the Pope for guidance. His telephone number is 011-39-6-6982, and I gather his switchboard is infallible.

5. If all these attempts fail, flag down a passing flying saucer and explain that it's vitally important you get away before your phone bill arrives.

Douglas Adams
Los Angeles 1983 and
London 1985/1986


(We miss you, Mr. Adams!)