Reply #10: Yes, I would like to say a few words

[stevedeshazer]

Stephanie, thanks for the opportunity.

Now, I'd like to thank YOU, John Ashcroft on behalf of the following:

-The medical marijuana users in Oregon and their doctors, whom you threatened via the DEA

-Brandon Mayfield, who was arrested and falsely accused of terrorism in the Madrid train bombing based on phony evidence

-The detainees at Guantanamo Bay, Cuba, some of whom have been held for nearly three years without charges or legal respresentation

-Ken Lay and the cast of assorted corporate criminals at Enron, who appear to have walked away free after looting billions

-"Grandma Millie", who is still paying for this corporate looting spree today

-Comedians everywhere, who profited thanks to your singing talents

-Artists and sculptors everywhere, who reevaluated their works to see how they'd look behind blue curtains

-The United States Constitution, which you swore to uphold but instead swore at

-The good folks at Operation TIPS and all the neighbor narcs it helped create

-And all Americans who watched your press conference in May 2004 when you tried to scare the shit out of us because your beloved President's poll ratings were dropping

And EXTRA SPECIAL DOUBLE -PLUS thanks to your gallstones.

Did I miss anything? Thanks for the memories, and for losing an election to a dead guy.

Buh-bye.