Reply #54: Here's how *I* got out of jury duty!!! TRUST ME, THIS WORKS!!!!!

[LuCifer]

Ok, in addition to not having to lie about my dad being a cop, I have a few tricks that are sure fire to work! I had jury duty about 8 years ago, and I went wearing my WHITE ZOMBIE "666 SAY YOU LOVE SATAN!" tour shirt, doc martins, ripped jeans, oh yeah forget combing your hair! Also it was a nice touch that my breakfast was minithins and gin & orange juice! Oh yeah, and if you have a copy of "The Satanic Bible" by Anton LaVey, bring it AND READ IT (or fake like you are!)!

Lu Cifer, and like George Carlin said "Here's a way to get out of jury duty, tell them you can spot a guilty person *snaps fingers* JUST LIKE THAT!"
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