Reply #265: His eyebrows are like wooly-bear caterpillars...

[Nothing Without Hope]

What a line for a potential epic poem on the many glories of KO. (I can only imagine what the other lines would be like!) But they DO look like wooly-bear caterpillars. Extra-wooly ones are supposed to foretell an unusually bad winter. Well, we've already got that. Gee, even his eyebrows have a nose for news, which you would think would be anatomically impossible!

You guys were absolutely wild tonight, more than usual even for the KOEB, which is saying something! He's a nice-looking fellow to be sure, but I think we all agree it's what's between his ears that's the best, essential part. The fact that he causes such estrogen eruptions around here just points up the fact that the men (and women) they put on MSM TV are mostly notable for NOT being notable. Not for honesty, intelligence, sensitivity to issues and nuances, or real humor. In such a bland, leaden wasteland full of Kool-Aid stand salesmen, KO stands like a beacon of what a TV journalist should be. No wonder we go nuts over his show.

If he ever reads these threads, I hope he understands that...
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(self-edited for a typo)