Reply #8: Don't mention the war

[haktar]

Basil: "Don't mention the war. I mentioned it once, but I think I got away with it. So it's all forgotten now and let's hear no more about it. So that's two egg mayonnaise, a prawn Goebbels, a Herman Goering and four Colditz salads... no, wait a minute... I got confused because everyone keeps mentioning the war."

German: "Will you stop mentioning the war?"

Basil: "You started it."

German: "We did not start it."

Basil: "Yes you did, you invaded Poland..."

(FROM Fawlty Towers)


A house, inhabited by a Greek on the ground level, an Italian on the first floor and a German on the second floor caught fire. Who survived?

The German. He was out practising marching.


How do you make a German chocolate cake?
First, you occupy der kitchen.


Sorry to say, but you guys obvoiusly think our flag is still the swastika.

By the way Hogans Heros is played in Germany.
Here it's called "ein Kaefig voller Helden (a cage full of heroes)
and is very successful.

Why shouldn't there be a humorous film about jews?