Reply #11: Not to worry - the 9/11 TV movie

[stopbush]

has just shot an additional scene to include yesterday's tantrum:

As bush boards the plane, a group of five burly NON UNION airline workers (featuring the cast of The Sopranos sporting "Dean/Clark '04" flight jackets) attempt to rip the union jacket off bush's back. Matrix-like, bush levitates in the air as he dispatches the "scabs" in a slow-mo kung fu thrashing.

As the thugs lie senseless on the ground, bush reels mid air and faces them, screaming "From my cold, dead hands, you non-union bastards!" before his feet even hit the ground.

As the action returns to normal speed, Karl Rove pokes his head out of the cockpit to announce, "Good news, sir. I just got word that YOUR economy added one million high-paying union jobs since your speech in Richfield this morning!"

"All in a day's work, Karl," beams the triumphant savant, "Now get these French-loving union bashers off MY plane!" (Music swells, Old Glory unfurls in background as a bald eagle circles over AF 1 before landing on bush's shoulder)