Bush on the examining table

[Sputnik]

We've read or heard of "Bush on the Couch." We also know that Bush has postponed his annual physical until after the election.

From "put food on your family" to his pet-goat-expression to OB-GYN love to suggesting his daughters need to be put on a leash, the evidence is alarming: Something is horribly wrong with Bush.

Is he a dry-drunk? Over-medicated? Suffering from dyslexia, Tourette syndrome, or the early stages of Alzheimer's?

You make the call. What do you think is wrong with him.