Reply #26: Canada is the new Iraq

[muriel_volestrangler]

"there was a case of drug tampering in 1982, in the USA; and food tampering, in 2004, in the USA; therefore, Canadian food and drugs are unsafe!"

"While we must assume that such a threat exists generally, we have no specific information now about any al-Qaeda threats to our food or drug supply" - translation - we have no reason to suspect Canadian drugs at all

The next thing you know, they'll be demanding that Canada provides documentary proof it has destroyed all of its poisoned drugs. Tommy Thompson will go to the World Health Organisation, and hold up a vial of M&Ms, and say "this is exactly the same size as a vial of deadly cyanide. If Canada had such a vial, they could kill your grandmothers with it!" He'll play a tape:

"Bob, you cleaned out that fridge yet, eh?

Take off, Doug, it's your turn!

You hoser, it's yours! Make sure you chuck that caribou steak, eh - it's got mould on it."

"Ladies and gentlemen, positive proof those evil denizens of the Great White North are trying to poison the whole world."