Reply #9: That isn't necessary...

[liberalmuse]

Just hire Charleton Heston to throw them off the courthouse building. He can then give the faithful a speech: 'We don't need no stinkin' commandments. All we need are these! <triumphantly lifts rifle over his head and shakes it vigorously, slips and falls, and eventuallly, someone off the street pries the rifle out of his cold dead hands, and uses it to rob the local convenient store>'