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northzax Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Aug-21-03 01:14 PM
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22. YES. hell yes
oops, strike that 'hell' from the above subject. Every public building should have the Ten Commandments written in the original HEBREW. Yaweh speaks Hebrew, didn't you know? and ancient Hebrew at that. That's the language of Jesus, Moses and the Big Fella.

and if Hebrew doesn't do it for you, I'm also willing to accept the Gospels in Aramaic. why should we trust something this important to a translation? maybe something is getting lost.


a joke:

So Brother Albert joins an ancient monastery and is assigned to the manuscript division. He will work under Brother Francis, an octogenarian monk who is a legend in manuscript copying. Albert takes a vow of silence and is only allowed one question every five years.
After the first five years, he asks Francis: "Brother Francis, have we ever made a mistake?"
Brother Francis: "No, my brother, in 1500 years we have never made a mistake."
Five more years pass. Albert asks: "But how can you know we've never made a mistake?"
Francis: "We have never made a mistake."
Five more years pass: "Are you sure we've never made a mistake?"
Francis:"Yes, and I'll prove it to you." Francis slowly gets up and goes into the archives. Five hours pass, then ten. Albert gets worried and goes looking for Francis. He finds him holding an ancient scroll and weeping. "Brother Francis, are you okay? What is wrong?"
Francis: "The scroll says CELEBRATE. Priests shall CELEBRATE with women."
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