Reply #80: got a question for you, Mr. Bush ...

[Lisa]

So it seems that for whatever reason, there's a bunch of people out there pretendin' to be you. Settin' aside the ontological imprecations of folks impersonatin' an imposter -- for more on this, ask Dick Cheney if he knows Foucault -- I just gotta hear yer side.

How does you feel 'bout people putting words in yer mouth? Not like when Karen Hughes and Michael Gerson tell you what to say, but I mean like this:

http://www.whitehousewest.com/site/pp.asp?c=epIOISMDG&b=83985


Okay, so that Will Ferrell guy come out an' say he likes the other guy better. (That might have somethin' to do with when you called his NBC boss back in 2000 an' basically said that Ferrell better make nice an' agree to a photo-op with you, or else.)

But there's another fella pretendin' to be you who know'd he'd be outta work if you lose in November, so no wonder he didn't mind kissin' up to you ...

http://www.stevebridges.com/photo_gallery.html

... or sittin' through some 2-hour session with a Hollywood makeup guy.

http://www.ppi.cc/ppi_players/kevin_haney2.htm


Point is, though -- iffen you knowed you could get away with it, would you sub in somebody like that to do the heavy liftin'? Jus' think, you could get in the 16-18 hours of beauty sleep you seems to need.