Reply #52: Well...

[Crankie Avalon]

...I suppose one o' y'all was bound to ask that. It's a tough question, but I guess I should have known it could be questionified. Still, I didn't let it stop me from being here. As y'all know, I've never been the type to hide from or avoidance a difficult question.

Gosh. Well, if I can recreationize the scene: It looked like the pet goat was done fer, gone fer good--he'd been muncherfying everything in sight and they wanted to kick him out o' the house. And, let's face it, in a lot of homes all across America, that's just what woulda happened.

Then, Andy came and whispered those terrible whisperings to me.

Wow. I was a little annoyanced--Andy and his jokes again, when I'm trying to pay attention to the story. But then I looked at Andy's face to see if he was serious. He was. So, yeppers, he interupptioned the story--but ol' Andy was just doin' his job.

Y'all think of a million things during a situation like that...planes in the World Trade Center...those are in New York, right?...the pet goat...big trouble...muncherfying...that little kid has a funny lookin' haircut...everybody probably makes fun...better remember not to make fun o' him like everybody else...now, more than ever, have to be Presidentiary.

My mind began to focus like a laser...yeppers, they are in New York...evildoers...pet goat...munchifies...but saves the day, too...they keep him after all...yay!

Well, right after that, we left the classroom--and, folks, the rest, as they say, is historectomy.