Reply #2: How the South went on to win and control America

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The following is the true history of America. O.K. it helps if you are crazy, too.

General Grant should have shot Lee at Appomattox Court House, Virginia. After all he was a traitor who fought for the right to keep his fellow man as salves.
But Grant thought he did the right thing and let General Lee ride off on old Traveler. That is where all the shit started for the blue people of America.

So General Lee rode off to help start Standard Oil, with John David R.. Which over time started drilling in Tex ASS and that brought in the interlopers from the east called the Bushies. Who sank some of the money that Prescott bush got dealing with the Nazis into oil drilling.

And that beget redneck oil workers who were pacified with booze, hunting, pussy, football, and a blond haired blue eyed Jesus that hates people. Those workers flew the Stars and Bars from the drilling rigs.

And as a young man, the grandson of Prescott Bush, fell from one of the rigs while hanging a Rebel flag for his frat.

Close to death he was found by Dick Cheney, Saleim bin Laden, and Ken Lay who had a transmitter put into his back and said "We will rule the world through you." Young Mr. bush, just smirked and took a line of toot from the great great grandson of Stonewall Jackson. Who gave him a ride home in the Carlyle helicopter.

Sing it with me "The night they drove old Dixie down ..... and all the people were singing ....."