Reply #8: This just in from the White House on the report! (Joke)

[Selteri]

The United States is very happy to hear that it has been ranked #1 where it belongs. We will endevor to continue our destruction of the planet, ecosystem and all other actions we have taken for your health, long life and economic security.

George W Bush's only comment was "I'm so honored to have been able to do Gods will in destroying the planet to hasten the return of our lard and savor... I mean Lord and Sever... err, Jesus!"

Big Brother consented to a reare interview, Big Brother had this to say, "Everything is well citizens, continue to take your medications. Be happy citizens, happyness is manditory."