Reply #49: Every single stock in my portfolio is up today

[StarburstClock]

Looks like I make all the right decisions, or else stocks are so manipulated that when 1 goes up they all go up and vice-versa. Could it be that corruption is at play here? Nahhhhh, it couldn't be, everyone is as honest as Abe Lincoln. No conspiracies, no manipulation, just good ole honest capitalism. There doesn't need to be any regulation, these people are so good at what they do that if we tried to regulate them, there would be chaos!

What a life, Bristol Palin is still on Dancing With The Stars, all the good people that are supposed to make it in life do and, our pure and clean markets just keep going up. Now, with the GOP house, we can totally ditch the heretic science that rules from the netherworld too! I can't wait to start burning books, banning the internet, setting up more torture camps, closing the borders and counting more of my money.