Reply #39: Bush's Message to America

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Washington - pResident Bush spoke to the American people about Iraq today, delivering an important message. "Screw you all, you're stuck with it and there's nothing you can do about it." said the pResident in one of his more candid moments. "If we leave it could turn into a disaster, can you imagine what Iraq would look like if it were a disaster? As long as I'm pResident things will continue just like they have been and you just better shut up and accept it. Look on the bright side, half of our army is NOT stuck in Iraq indefinitely, why don't you reporters ever talk about the good news?"

Whitewash Spokesman Orr Wellian clarified the pResident's comments, "What he meant to say was 'Nah nah nah nah nah' just in case you weren't really listening."

Vice pResident Doant Blemey reiterated the pResident's talking points, "Yeah, there were no WMD's, no ties to 9-11, we just did it because we wanted to and now it's a big mess, so take that Beeatch, there ain't nothing you can do about it."

The American people were also shocked to learn that the war in Iraq was a strain on their psyche, rather than on their security, pocketbooks, future and the soldiers lives.

In other news, Vietnam filed a formal complaint with the UN today about Iraq, claiming it threatened their position as the biggest mistake the US has ever made.

Courtesy Mark Hoolihan and the <a href="http://www.hoolinet.com">Hoolinet</a>
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