Reply #95: a private investigator put a bug in my car,

[Sen. Walter Sobchak]

The husband of a woman I work with was convinced we were having an affair, we were doing no such thing, or atleast I wasn't and this chick began following me for the better part of a month and a half. I noticed something was wrong because the stereo kept making the choppy interference a GSM cellphone makes... except I have Verizon.

It wasn't very hard to find since it had just been tossed in the window that was open a crack and landed in the passenger side door compartment. So I set about making sure it was recording the most disgusting sounds the human body was capable of creating. When the battery died I drilled a hole in it and left it on the antenna of the investigators car, while she was in it.