trying to look heroic,
as they gazed out across the crowd of shrieking, moaning, mumbling, cursing, flag-waving loons, people shouting someone had seen the Virgin Mary in the vanity mirror in the Gonzalez bathroom, telling each other the whopper that blessed dolphins had surrounded Elián across the Straights, and protected him from crabs, and that noble couple demanded that this country should refuse to let the little boy go home to his closest living relative, his four grandparents, his many cousins, aunts and uncles, his schoolmates, his neighbors, his baby brother, and his stepmother.
What a couple of tools.
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They won't ever be "right" until they stop being so "right wing!" More thinking, less scheming, less reacting.