Reply #29: Translation

[gulliver]

Iraqi security forces were told to go in and shoot some "guerillas" to show how Iraq security forces are "standing up." The U.S. military gave the Iraqi forces the location of the guerillas and promised back-up. The Iraqi forces then charged into the neighborhood and shot five brazen guerillas standing on the street corner looking suspicious. One of the Iraqi security forces bayonetted a Coke machine and suffered an electric shock. A spokesman for the Iraqi security forces was ready to speak to any news people who might have happened to be there.

In other news, Anthrax lab trailers with Iraqi plates were seen crossing the border into Syria. The drivers were said to be Iranian.