Reply #90: Now that we know that conservatism is a disease...

[Elidor]

We owe it to our conservative brothers and sisters to see to it that they get the professional help they so desperately need to eradicate this crippling affliction. I would suggest a rider to the bill that will require schoolchildren to take whatever drugs the pharmaceutical companies deem right for them, to include proper medication for Whiney-Assed Titty Babies everywhere, and at all age levels. Together, we can end this nightmare of suffering for millions of people.